Now that I have your attention, let’s talk dick pics. My friends have crowned me the Queen of Dick Pics…and rightfully so, let’s just say I’ve received more than my share.
For the purposes of this post, we’re only talking Random Unsolicited Dick Pics. Not to be confused with dick pics, sent by someone I’m actually dating or have dated in the past. For those of you who are not connoisseurs of the dick pic you may be wondering, how one receives such a pic? Typically one is received via PM (Private Message)/DM (Direct Message) through apps such as Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook and the list goes on and on.
In the spirit of full disclosure, you should know I have a secret locked “Dick Pic” folder on my phone. Why do I have a dick pic folder? It’s not what you think… well maybe it is? If you send me a dick pic it’s going in the folder and one of three things occurs:
A. I save your dick pic to the folder then reply to your message with another guy’s dick pick. I usually accompany the pic with a simple message like…”Now you know how I feel.” (insert laughing crying emoji here)
B. I save your dick pic to the folder then forward it to a Group Chat which primarily consists of male gay friends. And, of course, after careful examination and snide remarks, we all have a good laugh.
C. I will also send them from time to time to straight male friends at inopportune times such as on a first date or during a business meeting as a joke.
I hope this finds you well, and for goodness sake please send dick pics!
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